johnrobe

I don’t know where to sneeze anymore. I had a sneeze coming, took off my glasses to prevent them getting blown across the room, then went to sneeze in my sleeve.

Then I realized I had no sleeve. (I was wearing a short sleeved shirt.)

So I went for a Kleenex from the box across the table, but at the last minute, I realized I wasn’t going to make it.

So I went to sneeze into my hand, but, and I am not making this up, jerked my hand away because I have been so brainwashed to not sneeze into my hand that I couldn’t do it.

So instead, I ended up sneezing all over my glasses.

Please forgive any typos, I can’t see what I’m typing here.

John General