johnrobe

I think there are three kinds of soap:

1) Manly soap
2) Girly soap
3) Girly soap that isn’t so girly that a man won’t use it

For manly soap, you have your Dial, Irish Spring, Lava, and all cheap-ass bargain soaps (because a woman won’t mess around with super bargain soaps, but a lot of guys don’t really care).

Girly soaps are those that are excessively moisturized and perfumed. Often they smell like fruit, or vegetables (but never meat). I don’t really know the names of any, but I’ve certainly used a few in a pinch (and to be honest generally enjoyed them, I just wouldn’t buy them myself. That’s one of the advantages of being married … your wife can buy soap you would never buy, and you can enjoy it).

Fitting firmly into the category of manly soap is this soap made by a crafty woman to fit into her meat-themed bathroom.

Yes, her meat-themed bathroom.

To see pictures of the bathroom, go to this page of the thread and scroll down a little bit. You not only have to admire her skill, but her single minded devotion to meat. The soap was made with a mold originally used for candles, and lovingly decorated to resemble a little raw steak.

Honestly, tell me you wouldn’t use it.

Update: Apparently there is cooked steak soap too!

John Design, Shameless Consumerism